[Lyrics: The Wifi Anarchist]

[Verse 1]

You bought a Gibson,

kept the sticker on the back

Hanging on the wall,

never plugged into the stack

Black nail polish chipping perfectly on cue

Got the "anarchy" aesthetic in a suburban view

Mom's downstairs shouting that your dinner's getting cold

But you're busy acting outlaw, looking dangerous and bold

Check the lighting, fix the hair, tilt the camera right

A revolutionary warrior in the soft ring light

[Pre-Chorus]

Three, two, one,

act like you're in pain

Lip-sync the lyrics to someone else's rain

You don't know the chords, but you know the trends

Trading real emotions for imaginary friends

[Chorus]

Oh, you're a TikTok Rocker,

rebel of the feed

Bleeding pixels,

but you never really bleed

Smashing up a prop guitar you bought online

Back in bed by ten, yeah, doing just fine

Crowd surfing on a wave of ones and zeros

The algorithm's tragedy, the plastic heroes

Yeah, you scream so loud without a single sound

King of the bedroom, never left the ground

[Verse 2]

Leather jacket squeaking when you move your arm

Safe inside the screen, where nothing does you harm

You crop out the laundry pile sitting on the chair

Only show the angst, never show the care

15 seconds of fame, then you scroll away

Tomorrow you'll be indie, or maybe cabaret

But tonight you're Sid Vicious with a data plan

Fighting the system while you seek a brand demand

[Bridge]

Do you feel it? The silence when the loop ends?

When the likes stop coming and the darkness descends?

It’s a lonely stage, playing to the glass

Watching your own reflection as the minutes pass

(It's just a filter, baby, it's just a glitch)

[Guitar Solo - Distorted and Glitchy]

[Chorus]

'Cause you're a TikTok Rocker, rebel of the feed

Bleeding pixels, but you never really bleed

Smashing up a prop guitar you bought online

Back in bed by ten, yeah, doing just fine

Crowd surfing on a wave of ones and zeros

The algorithm's tragedy, the plastic heroes

Yeah, you scream so loud without a single sound

King of the bedroom, never left the ground

[Outro]

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