She's got a way like bubblegum does

Thick like a shake from California

Pour all your colors in a paper cup

And come on

Peppermint

Hey

Rosy red

Alligator saddle shoes

Hey

Anyway

I wanna marry you

Wee baby blues

Betty Boo so much

Just a kid with cigarette skin

Lipstick and a helmet on a Schwinn

You're the pit of JonBenet's den and while the ship is sinking

The show begins

Rosy red

Alligator saddle shoes

Hey

Anyway

I wanna marry you

Wee baby blues

Betty Boo so much

You know that I love you

And every trick you've ever seen

I taught to you

Every trick you were shown

I showed to you

In your rosy red alligator saddle shoes

Hey

Anyway

I wanna marry you (Hey, woo)

Wee baby blues

Betty Boo so much

Angel with an evil smile

Chantilly

Dum dum boy

Peppermint Patty